I'm doing my taxes, intent on the computer screen, ignoring a certain somebody. No, scolding a certain somebody for batting my pen, shuffling through my stacks of receipts, standing in front of the keyboard. Pinche gatita! She bites me, and I put her on the floor.
She walks over and bites Orange Gina on the ass. That works, and Gina sits up, then bowls into Vivani, who's half her size.
They go down, tussling, the fur not quite flying, trying chokeholds and body slams and chest bites and kicking each other in the head, bam-bam-bam-bam-bam!
I hit the Update button and take another sip of tea.