Of course, I had to look up what and when exactly Advent is...when I found out it doesn't start til November 29, I busted into the candy early.
Then today, a big box came in the mail. I hadn't ordered anything—certainly not through FedEx!—but it had my name on it. When I opened it up...ooh! A copy of Blasphemy!
"In Blasphemy you take part in the fate of a would-be messiah. Your aim is to convince your compatriots that your Jesus, and your Jesus alone, is the genuine article.
To accomplish this, your Jesus must cut as impressive a figure as possible. He must give stirring sermons, perform miracles, attract devoted followers, and generally carry on in a messiah-like fashion. Your Jesus must make every effort to discredit his rivals, and in the end, he must get himself killed...you win the game if you're the first player to get your Jesus nailed up.
Blasphemy is the race to the cross!"