Purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr..rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr...purrpurrpurrpurr. Purrpurrpurr. Ruh-ruh-ruh, puh, puh, puh. Purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr, purrpurrpurrpurr. Purrpurrp—
"Why ju purring, eh?"
—urrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr. Purr. Purr. Rrrrrrrr, purr, purr. Purr, puh, puh, ruh, purr, purr, purr. Purrpurrpurrpurr—
"Why ju so happy?"
"Ju not fluffy..."
"Ju not gata Numero Uno. I da Number One gata. Me. So why ju purr, eh?"
"Ju be happy if I bite ju on the ass? Huh? I bite ju on the ass again, eh?"
"I bite ju foot, I bite ju ass. Oh, so now you stop pur—" Whump.
"Okay, I fight ju! Let's see what ju got, Orange!"
Bam! Thud! Crash!
[The lights come on.]
"Eh, be cool! Da big guy, he—"
"What are you two doing?"
Purrpurrpurrpurrpurr, rrr, ruh, ruh, rrr, purrpurrpurr.
[The lights go out.]
"Orale! They going to sleep now. Ooh, she left her esweater out! Ju take the esweater, I go sleep on her head."
[Vivani and Gina's wrasslin' was so loud the other night we thought we were being burgled.]