Thursday, July 16, 2009


Purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr..rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr...purrpurrpurrpurr. Purrpurrpurr. Ruh-ruh-ruh, puh, puh, puh. Purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr, purrpurrpurrpurr. Purrpurrp—

"Why ju purring, eh?"

—urrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr. Purr. Purr. Rrrrrrrr, purr, purr. Purr, puh, puh, ruh, purr, purr, purr. Purrpurrpurrpurr—

"Why ju so happy?"


"Ju not fluffy..."


"Ju not gata Numero Uno. I da Number One gata. Me. So why ju purr, eh?"


"Ju be happy if I bite ju on the ass? Huh? I bite ju on the ass again, eh?"

Purrpurrpurr. Purr.

"I bite ju foot, I bite ju ass. Oh, so now you stop pur—" Whump.

"Okay, I fight ju! Let's see what ju got, Orange!"
Bam! Thud! Crash!

[The lights come on.]

"Eh, be cool! Da big guy, he—"

"What are you two doing?"

Purrpurrpurrpurrpurr, rrr, ruh, ruh, rrr, purrpurrpurr.

[The lights go out.]

"Orale! They going to sleep now. Ooh, she left her esweater out! Ju take the esweater, I go sleep on her head."


[Vivani and Gina's wrasslin' was so loud the other night we thought we were being burgled.]

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