Purr

Purr.
Purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr..rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr...purrpurrpurrpurr. Purrpurrpurr. Ruh-ruh-ruh, puh, puh, puh. Purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr, purrpurrpurrpurr. Purrpurrp—

"Why ju purring, eh?"

—urrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr. Purr. Purr. Rrrrrrrr, purr, purr. Purr, puh, puh, ruh, purr, purr, purr. Purrpurrpurrpurr—

"Why ju so happy?"

Purr.

"Ju not fluffy..."

Purrpurr.

"Ju not gata Numero Uno. I da Number One gata. Me. So why ju purr, eh?"

Purrpurrpurr.

"Ju be happy if I bite ju on the ass? Huh? I bite ju on the ass again, eh?"

Purrpurrpurr. Purr.

"I bite ju foot, I bite ju ass. Oh, so now you stop pur—" Whump.

"Okay, I fight ju! Let's see what ju got, Orange!"
Bam! Thud! Crash!

[The lights come on.]

"Eh, be cool! Da big guy, he—"

"What are you two doing?"

Purrpurrpurrpurrpurr, rrr, ruh, ruh, rrr, purrpurrpurr.

[The lights go out.]

"Orale! They going to sleep now. Ooh, she left her esweater out! Ju take the esweater, I go sleep on her head."

Purr.





[Vivani and Gina's wrasslin' was so loud the other night we thought we were being burgled.]