Thursday, September 29, 2005

Rose Berdoo: 1

”What is it?”

”Is it alive?”

”Let me see!”

A beach is never a quiet place: the water is always talking to the shore, and very often the gulls do their best to interrupt the conversation. But this particular beach at this particular time seemed very quiet indeed. Rose walked closer to the sodden pile of sweater and sand-tangled hair.

“Stay back, boys! You don’t want to be too near if it is something dead–we all know what sort of nasties dead edibles attract.”

The dog, with fur of about the same color and consistency as the dirty sweater, turned toward their companions and barked out, “Aw, you heard the captain! Stand back, now!” Whether because of the novelty of the situation or his dogly authority, the others dutifully stepped back while their brave captain continued his reconnaissance.

Rosy’s tail was stock still as he walked closer. He was determined to touch the sweater, to determine the fabric. Could it be wool?

”D’ye see that, boyos?” A stocky cat in the group pointed out, “Fur as flat and smooth as a horsehide in August.”

The captain’s fur was flat but when the sand-tangled hair moved, Rosy jumped straight back as if attached to an invisible pull-cord. The dog and the stocky cat and the others took off like a shot down the beach. Rosy didn’t move a muscle, and the hair-covered head turned and looked him square in the eye.

”Who are you?” Rose could now see the pieces fallen into place as a small human. The others had stopped their panicked flight and were watching from far down the beach. Rosy sat down as the small human asked again, “Who are you? Where am I?”

He sat down on all fours, watching the small human with both eyes. “You’re on a beach. My crew and I found you lying there.”

”It’s cold.” The small human was clutching its knees to its chest, its hands drawn up into the sleeves of the shapeless grey sweater.

Rosy stood up. “Ah. Your clothes are wet, yes? If I may...” He moved closer. The small human was wearing sneakers and pink jeans and, yes, now that he was closer he could catch the delightful smell of wool hiding underneath the strong scent of the ocean permeating the wet clothes. He politely sniffed the toe of the nearest sneaker. “I wouldn’t mind if you were to follow me back to my vessel and change into something dry and warm.”

The small human took just a moment, then stood up. Even a small human is very tall to a cat, even a captain of cats, and Rose moved a few paces back. Seeing that he had the attention of the small human, he turned and began loping away from the water, his tail high in the air. A quick glance over his shoulder showed him the small human stumbling after him, and his far-off crew following behind.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

The Princess and the Minotaur ...continued

She handed the Coke bottle back across, and Lee held it pinched between the first two fingers of his left hand. She was curled into the seat, arms resting on her knees. He reached highway speed and asked, "Design check!"

"It's a good one. The mystery shack slides down Confusion Hill." She put the pen in her shirt pocket, then focused on the passing scenery. "People don't write stories about working in an office or walking down a sidewalk. Those aren't the stories that endure—"

"Chekov did."

"Fuck you. Is that the kind of myth you envision for your life? The Ugly Dolls, the piercings, my stunningly impressive collection of tilt-pens, the mess I endure to keep my hair this lovely shade of shocking-pink. I want it all to say, Hey Asshole, this isn't the straight 'n' narrow here, so if you can't endure a few twists and turns, keep on walking."

"What the hell happened to you growing up that the straight and narrow–you know, normal life–is so ugly?" Lee flicked his fingers. "This Coke is about as apple pie as it gets but, my, it sure went down easy."

"Hah...and where were you when you bought it?" He thought about that as they passed Redwood Carvings For Christ and the turn-off for the Drive-Thru Tree.

"Lee-bee, I would pee all over myself if I could find a guy willing to walk in the labryinth for me." She took her feet off the dashboard and folded them under her. "Where are they?"

Sunday, September 04, 2005

What is for sale?

[So yesterday the Orowheat driver told me a snippet of conversation he heard in the Marina Safeway as a woman on a cell phone walked down the aisle:
...I'm glad you're alive, but I'm just not buying your lies anymore...

He said that's the start of a novel—not sure why he told me, but I know why I'm passing it on.]